top ten badassest jews of all time

this is my humble list. suggestions welcome.



10. duffman
yes he is a jew and he can drink more than you.

9. matisyahu

ok the whole jew hip hop thing has been done a la beastie boys, but not dressed like this.

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8. my grandma
she refuses to say the word "fart" but thinks you will die if you don't let one out. and seriously, the lady has style.













7. sir matthew nathan
this guy is amazing. his moustache alone gives him top marks for badassness. he was also the governor of sierra leone and hong kong, a life-long bachelor and has shit loads of cool streets named after him.








6. soleyman binafard
all i have to say is jewish iranian wrestler. the only one. ever.



5. willie "the lion" smith
amazing hat? check. wicked glasses? check. cigar? check. famous stride pianist who happened to be a black jew living in the US in the early 1900s? bad ass.

4. sammy davis jr.
seriously, this guy was hardcore. he chose his voice over getting cancer cut out of his throat. and he was making seven figures in the sixties and managed to spend more than his earnings.








3. optimus prime
this crazy transforming robot is indeed rumoured to be a jew. family guy said so, which is basically gospel. i also heard that he transformed into a synagogue for “the thing”.

2. isla fisher
you have to admire her. she is basically married to a retarded anti-semite, a wigger and some gay austrian d-list tv show host all at the same time.

1. courtney love

courtney love is a parody of herself and the entire early 1990s alternative music scene. everything about her is amazingly tragic.




















photo credits: 10, 7, 4 www.wikipedia.org; 9 lightnin1979.jugem.jp; 8 my mum's phone; 5 www.hot-club.asso.fr © louis panassié.